“If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.” – Alice Duer Miller
This just in.
If GG’s S and B have their own tittle-tattle, who says we can’t have just the same scandal brewing in our circle?
Summer’s almost over but it seems Coyote Royalty can’t get enough of a scorching 40-degree rumor explosion. Uh-oh, I’m feeling this one’s gonna give me hot flashes.
Spotted: V finally ditches her sacred ways and agrees for a wholesome dinner date with Common Friend. But will it still be a date if there’s only one showing up when the reservation is for two? Too bad V is fully prepped for the night of her life. I can’t wait to say “Poor V” but on one hand, at least you get to take-out the dessert and go home early!
L still happily together with Married Man? L spotted, with her flares and flip-flops, taking the Metro Rail for their monthsary. But with X-wife and cellphone in the picture, a one-way is always possible. Talk about touring the MRT, L! What is this also I’m hearing Married Man is a fancy-money-needy shark and L is his innocent bait? L declares their L.O.V.E. is for keeps but honesty or no honesty, I’m with you all the way.
Speaking of love, P is talking. Rumor has it she found the One. But like everyone’s favorite fairy tale, our Cinderella shouldn’t be seen with her Prince Charming, at least in public eye. Question is whatever happened to the Hand-Healer? If memory serves me right, P and Hand Healer shared some X-rated moments in secrecy. Kudos on choosing to take the higher road, P! I just wonder if Prince Charming is a fan of porn.
B turned one year older. But is he necessarily one year wiser? People say the best gift one can receive is love and attention but if both fail, consider cosmetic surgery. What else can I say, B believes a nose job and botox are the answers to her age-old question- “pangit ba ‘ko?” Just a friendly reminder B, everyone goes to heaven untouched.
K, spotted, frequenting Sbux with a coffee on his left hand, and Boytoy on his right. Sources suggest there’s something brewing between the two. Whew, caffeine combined with love and you’ll get Lavochinno! Seems like K’s not following her doctor’s prescription, huh. And if Boytoy got his way to K’s high standards, I just wish anxiety didn’t. Be careful K, you don’t wanna be left out with a heartburn.
And who could ever forget D and her rollercoaster lovelife? Her next stop: Twinky Express. D spotted canoodling in the wee hours of the morning. Well well well, what can I say, it’s better to be cougar than frugal. But of course D, I’m with you wherever you’re happy but when Twinky starts asking for milk, I’d say dump the garbage and leave the baby to the orphanage.
Weather’s changing and rain’s falling. So put out those fancy umbrellas and gear in your rubber boots ‘coz I heard this one’s a surger. Waiting for a heavy downpour, XOXO.
This just in.
If GG’s S and B have their own tittle-tattle, who says we can’t have just the same scandal brewing in our circle?
Summer’s almost over but it seems Coyote Royalty can’t get enough of a scorching 40-degree rumor explosion. Uh-oh, I’m feeling this one’s gonna give me hot flashes.
Spotted: V finally ditches her sacred ways and agrees for a wholesome dinner date with Common Friend. But will it still be a date if there’s only one showing up when the reservation is for two? Too bad V is fully prepped for the night of her life. I can’t wait to say “Poor V” but on one hand, at least you get to take-out the dessert and go home early!
L still happily together with Married Man? L spotted, with her flares and flip-flops, taking the Metro Rail for their monthsary. But with X-wife and cellphone in the picture, a one-way is always possible. Talk about touring the MRT, L! What is this also I’m hearing Married Man is a fancy-money-needy shark and L is his innocent bait? L declares their L.O.V.E. is for keeps but honesty or no honesty, I’m with you all the way.
Speaking of love, P is talking. Rumor has it she found the One. But like everyone’s favorite fairy tale, our Cinderella shouldn’t be seen with her Prince Charming, at least in public eye. Question is whatever happened to the Hand-Healer? If memory serves me right, P and Hand Healer shared some X-rated moments in secrecy. Kudos on choosing to take the higher road, P! I just wonder if Prince Charming is a fan of porn.
B turned one year older. But is he necessarily one year wiser? People say the best gift one can receive is love and attention but if both fail, consider cosmetic surgery. What else can I say, B believes a nose job and botox are the answers to her age-old question- “pangit ba ‘ko?” Just a friendly reminder B, everyone goes to heaven untouched.
K, spotted, frequenting Sbux with a coffee on his left hand, and Boytoy on his right. Sources suggest there’s something brewing between the two. Whew, caffeine combined with love and you’ll get Lavochinno! Seems like K’s not following her doctor’s prescription, huh. And if Boytoy got his way to K’s high standards, I just wish anxiety didn’t. Be careful K, you don’t wanna be left out with a heartburn.
And who could ever forget D and her rollercoaster lovelife? Her next stop: Twinky Express. D spotted canoodling in the wee hours of the morning. Well well well, what can I say, it’s better to be cougar than frugal. But of course D, I’m with you wherever you’re happy but when Twinky starts asking for milk, I’d say dump the garbage and leave the baby to the orphanage.
Weather’s changing and rain’s falling. So put out those fancy umbrellas and gear in your rubber boots ‘coz I heard this one’s a surger. Waiting for a heavy downpour, XOXO.
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