“Did you wake up sober after a one night stand, and you just can’t stand the guy layin’ on your arm, you’d rather chew off your arm than risk waking him? That’s coyote ugly.”
Four coyotes went drinking in a familiar bar
Theirs a friendship that reached high and far
Proven and tested, none fake nor bluffs
‘Tis time to talk about each other’s lives and stuffs
A routine they do once every month
“What’s the topic?”, need to decide upfront
To chat and gossip on what’s new and what’s hot
“Let’s talk about sex!”, all of them on the dot.
Coyote B opened the winding conversation
Monogamy matters, his brief and loyal explanation
Says he’ll just do the deed only if he’s committed
Hook-up’s are a no-no, says he, no pun intended.
Why do it at all, says Coyote V, who’s next
Wouldn’t do it with random guy he met thru text
With no valid reason nor purpose or feeling
It just ain’t right for sex has one sacred meaning.
Oh I love sex but I love myself more!
Enter Coyote D, most liberated of the four
I’mma cut the snag and just enjoy the moment
A worry-free life starts with oneself’s commitment.
The most rational of the four is Coyote A
Who waits for true love come whatever may
Believing that sex can be called love-making
Also just release of any hormones you are undergoing.
They may always differ in choice and opinion
But always almost come up with one great solution:
Just drink and be merry for life’s a great party
“Friends forever” and “men and sex are a-no worry”
Now it’s been months since the last get-together
Is the era of Coyote Party officially over?
The debates and laughter seems far-long bygone
Still wishful thinking of a great reunion of the fab-foursome.
