An adaptation
A story that can be exaggeratingly false but in conclusion is irritatingly and uncomprehendingly true.
Once there was a crazy bitch named Patty Deocamppy who got bored waiting for True Love. She thought and decided of finding it herself. So she then ventured into a quest and desperately searched for True Love.
She went first to the woods where she found an immaculate school for boys. There she met a student named Lan-A and they clicked instantly. They were seatmates and always seen together. They shared childhood stories, homeworks and, eventually a kiss- a stolen one. Patty always dreamed of riding at the back of Lan-A’s white horse (aka motorbike) taking her somewhere they can live forever.
Until one day, Patty realized Lan-A might be the True Love she’s been searching for and then she cried “Love! Love! Love!” All of a sudden the village people come running to where Patty is only to find out it was not True Love. It was just a shallow puppy love. Patty, frustrated but still hopeful, can’t do anything but leave and continue to find for True Love.
After that incident, Patty has grown more desperate than ever. She searched through the countryside, the rivers, the mountains. And all the men she met, get intimate with and, shared some x-rated moments with, she thought it was True Love. She even extend to the point of using bribery to test the situations. She did this by giving away freebies (e.g. wristwatch, perfume, cash, car) to all these men.
But every time she cried “Love! Love! Love!”, the village people come running at her only to find out it was fake, bogus or made up. It was not True Love. All the time.
And then Patty decided to go to the city. There she met a lot of prospects but only one captured her attention- a Chinese boy. Mr. Chinese seemed to be the perfect match for Patty but because of her excruciating past, she decided to hide him from the village people. Patty spoiled Mr. Chinese with luxury and they shared a lot of sweet moments.
Until one day, Patty realized she’s getting old. She then thought Mr. Chinese might be the True Love she’s been searching for. So she decided to cry “Love! Love! Love!” And minutes after, the village people came running at her. And as usual, it was not True Love. It was just a make-believe dream.
The village people grew tired and mad of Patty’s behaviour and told her “The next time you cried Love, we would not believe you anymore!” And Patty left the city.
Until now, Patty still searches for True Love. She may or may not find it. But one thing’s for sure, the next time she cried Love, the village people will no longer believe her.
